in honor of barbie movie, i dug my Midge ™ out of my parents’ shed so i could show you all just how she worked if you’ve never witnessed it in action

as you can see, Midge has a magnetic pregnancy belly that contours to her unpregnant body

now inside the pregnancy belly of course is the barbie baby. it comes right out, no vagina to exit through. and if you look closely you can see that her underwear is also painted across the bottom of the belly. there is no mistaking this for a woman with any genitalia. just underwear.

here is the baby within the belly. i don’t think either of these is the correct way a baby should sit in a uterus but do i look like a fucking doctor to you?

the clearly very happy mother and child. and discarded magnetic belly. with underwear band.

fin

unrelated but i also found my louis tomlinson doll

fuck it. pregnant louis tomlinson

You've probably heard that the average person eats eight spiders in their sleep per year, but it's only a recommendation.

Talk to your doctor to find out about your individual spider requirements.

If you find your recommended spider consumption to be insufficient, or you are experiencing negative reactions such as an irresistible urge to creep in the corners of ceilings, consult a medical professional immediately.

what the hell is going on with texel sheep

sheep things i imagine

debatable

There's something quite charming about relatively small objects that are way heavier than they look. ooohh you're one dense little freak aren't you

i love saying "get off my dick" even though i don't have one

i don't have a dick but you're still determined to ride it

I want the writer’s strike to last until they get everything they demand and more. I want the SAG strike to last until AI is entirely forbidden across the board in the entire industry. I want CGI artists to unionize and strike. I want animators to strike. I want composers and directors and designers and VAs and techies and producers and stage hands and game devs and programmers and recording artists to strike.

I want every aspect of the entertainment industry brought to a grinding halt for months or even years to take it from the corps and put it back in the hands of the artists.

girls will be so nervous about showing you the glowing core that powers their robotic frame. You should compliment them, and watch their core glow brighter and warmer as they get flustered and "blush."

omg i told a million times just bc the amulet glows a bright pulsating red every time i'm about to commit acts of great evil doesn't mean the amulet is *driving* me to evil. it just gets excited is all

it's always "take off the amulet it's cursed" and "cast it into the flames before corrupts your soul" and never "woah cool amulet where did you get it" or "i like your amulet it looks nice on you"

Ant #189,709,928,171 of Anthill #599,198,417 has just been promoted to Lance Corporal